Ocassionally, no matter how fabulous you look - you're still not going to fashion week. Especially if you are sending PR agencies (BPCM specifically) emails like this:
"Hi [redacted],
This is Remy Renzullo, requesting an invitation for Alexandre Herchcovitch's Fall/Winter 2010 show. I work as a freelance stylist, currently working with the future first lady, Deborah Shumlin, of Vermont for the campaign trail and hopefully elected office. More information can be found here: www.shumlinforgovernor.com. In addition I have been signed on to contribute to a new fashion magazine, FUTURE. I would love to have seats or standing if available for myself and Rebecca Shumlin, the magazine's editor-in-chief and daughter of the future governor and, myself. Please let me know if this will be possible.
Thanks so much for your time,
Remy Renzullo"
A freelance stylist? Future First Lady? Editor-In-Chief? We're thrilled now!
Remy Renzullo and Becca Shumlin, daughter of Vermont's Peter Shumlin, thought such tomfoolery would continue their September/Satorialist Fashion Week parade into the next few weeks - just so the two could travel back to the farms of their Vermont High School (Becca is a freshman, by the way) and brag to other recovering-from-acne teens about their "run-ins." Even weirder: Somehow the duo's names suddenly appeared on the guestlists of this season's hottest shows. As in Alexander Wang and Preen hot. Though BPCM denies the two hacked into their database - as Renzullo has confirmed - they're blaming it on the mishaps of a dilusional intern, who may have mistaken the two as soon-to-be-celebrities.
Sadly, everyone is chuckling right back at them, for now it will only be harder for the two to get access into future shows than, oh say, Lindsay Lohan.
Those teens and the Satorialist.
