What's wrong Lindsay?

Couldn't pull clothing from the label you've destroyed - via Emanuel Ungaro - as 'Artistic Director,' so you opted for Zac Posen in your Purple Magazine 13 cover?

And, are you posing as Jesus? Is that a crown of thorns?

As much as New York does not want to see you attend Mercedes Benz Fashion Week, we all die over Terry Richardson, and admire his photography for the cover.

We won't discuss the video. So feel free to see for yourself.

Though we kind-of-sort-of hoped Anna Wintour wouldn't allow Andre Leon Talley's appearance on America's Next Top Model - being that it took eight years for him to finally do so - we look forward to Andre's custom Ralph Rucci capes during his debut not that we're going to actually watch the next season.

Wintour's actual response:

‘Fine, André. Just let me know when you’re going to do it and how it’s going.’

Christopher Bailey will be screening the Burberry Prorsum show in 3-D this season. Though, we would have loved to see the knots and ties of Springs bevy pop out at us - we are still a tad bit excited.

Bailey will screen the technological viewing at select locations around the world to select guests, February 23rd.

But, anyone can view the online viewing - in 2-D, of course - on the same date at live.burberry.com

In same color - skin, bag and background - fashion, Peter Copping and Nina Ricci release the labels first ad since the designers' arrival - starring Jessica Stam.

More appropriately - it's the first ad since Olivier Theyskens' departure - but, when will he return?

Thankfully, Theyskens will be having a book launch during Fashion Week on Thursday at Barney's. In our perfect world an exec from Ricci will just so happen to be there after a couple of cocktails and invite Theyskens back - all whilst texting Copping that he's fired. Oop!

By the way, less handbags and more apparel for these ads. Gosh!

• 2/8 - Tucker Sample Sale - Everything under 100 dollars from previous seasons; 423 W. 14th St; 11am.

• 2/10 - Come and join Kim Kardashian before her Bebe Fashion Week Launch, to celebrate her new fragrance at Sephora. Purchase the fragrance and get the chance to be photographed with Kim; 597 Fifth Ave; 7-9; (212-980-6534).

• 2/11-2/18 - Fashion Week is finally here. Catch some of your favorite designers shows all throughout NYC (RSVP Required) or on style.com. Check the Mercedes Benz Fashion Week Schedule here.

• 2/12 - Join Naomi Campbell during her Fashion For Relief runway show during Fashion Week - hosted by Sarah Ferguson. Open to the general public - American Express cardholders will be able to purchase tickets first @ Ticketmaster. Mingle with designers, celebrities and VIPS during the event, as all proceeds will benefit CARE.

• 2/14 - Join Milk Studios with an Open Brunch at their Surf Lodge area (8fl), where designers and possibly editors will mingle over divine dishes. Early arrival suggested; price menu undetermined; Milk Studios 450 W. 15th St

Ocassionally, no matter how fabulous you look - you're still not going to fashion week. Especially if you are sending PR agencies (BPCM specifically) emails like this:

"Hi [redacted],
This is Remy Renzullo, requesting an invitation for Alexandre Herchcovitch's Fall/Winter 2010 show. I work as a freelance stylist, currently working with the future first lady, Deborah Shumlin, of Vermont for the campaign trail and hopefully elected office. More information can be found here: www.shumlinforgovernor.com. In addition I have been signed on to contribute to a new fashion magazine, FUTURE. I would love to have seats or standing if available for myself and Rebecca Shumlin, the magazine's editor-in-chief and daughter of the future governor and, myself. Please let me know if this will be possible.
Thanks so much for your time,
Remy Renzullo"

A freelance stylist? Future First Lady? Editor-In-Chief? We're thrilled now!

Remy Renzullo and Becca Shumlin, daughter of Vermont's Peter Shumlin, thought such tomfoolery would continue their September/Satorialist Fashion Week parade into the next few weeks - just so the two could travel back to the farms of their Vermont High School (Becca is a freshman, by the way) and brag to other recovering-from-acne teens about their "run-ins." Even weirder: Somehow the duo's names suddenly appeared on the guestlists of this season's hottest shows. As in Alexander Wang and Preen hot. Though BPCM denies the two hacked into their database - as Renzullo has confirmed - they're blaming it on the mishaps of a dilusional intern, who may have mistaken the two as soon-to-be-celebrities.

Sadly, everyone is chuckling right back at them, for now it will only be harder for the two to get access into future shows than, oh say, Lindsay Lohan.

Those teens and the Satorialist.

Either Marc Jacobs has a new it boy for his Marc by Marc Jacobs bevy, or students from Queens - who love music - are the new model sensations.

Either way, we like the Spring 2010 and fresh face, Briane Hatcher. Hatcher, who has walked the label's show for 2 seasons, became Marc's casting director's fave.

But, enough about him and onto Juergen Teller's extraordinary photography and location choice.

Do you love it?

It's evident that nothing changes too much over at Ralph Lauren between seasons - maybe a print or two - but that's what we love about them. It's so, what's the word, classic?

But, we're kind of in love with the plaid overcoat and patent leather boots from the Fall 2010 menswear bevy.

Though we don't expect too many men to purchase the plaid overcoat - we can still fantasize - we'd vouch that more Chelsea men may opt for the adorable footwear, but we'll wait until after Marc by Marc Jacob's show to place that bet.

Side hair slick, not included.

It's quite sad when a designer of our time passes away - and although not quite as sad, we are sorry to hear about a designer going through a hard time from the passing of a family member.

Recently, Alexander Mcqueen tweeted the passing of his mother, Joyce McQueen:

"i'm letting my followers know the my mother passed away yesterday if it she had not me nor would you RIP mumxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx" (Announced on Feb. 3).

The tweet, which shocked the industry after a recent announcement of Mcqueen showing his McQ bevy at Milk Studios during Fashion Week, was followed by, "but life must go on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Whether it puts a damper on his fashion week plans, collection designs and continuous wow factor or not - it's terribly sad.

A look back at the Gaurdian's interview with Mcqueen and his mother expresses their close relationship - and McQueen's actual normal life - once the mother and son were asked to interview each other:

JM: What is your most terrifying fear?
AM: Dying before you.
JM: Thank you, son. What makes you proud?
AM: You.
JM: Why?
AM: No, no, ask the next one: "What makes you furious?" You! [laughs]
JM: No, go on, what makes you proud?
AM: When things go right, when the collection goes right, when everyone else in the company's proud.
JM: What makes you furious?
AM: Bigotry.
JM: What makes your heart miss a beat?
AM: Love.
JM: Love for children? Love for adults? Love for animals?
AM: Falling in love.

It's fun to think that Robert Duffy, of Marc Jacobs, really manages his own Twitter, and even more fun to witness the photos that Duffy is tweeting of Marc and friends working on their Fall 2010 bevy.

We're not sure who planned for Marc to be photographed in such atrocious attire, but we're pleased to see him sans Lorenzo Martone his Hermes bag for once.

All in all, whether we're gazing at Marc's muscles or scrutinizing the background to get a peek of the anticipated  bevy, we hope Marc's Louis Vuitton collection is something close to a miracle - considering LVMH's profit fall. Oops.

Remember to RSVP for the live screening of the Marc Jacobs show on their website. Also, enter to win two tickets to highly coveted show.

As amusing as Valentino Spring 2010 Couture may have been - we must honestly admit - we were just happy to see a breath of fresh air from the dreadful design duo, Chiuri and Paolo.

The faster they return their sketch books to Nicolas Ghesquiere's (Balenciaga) reject pile - the better.

Though, the real Valentino and his partner, Giancarlo Giammetti, weren't too pleased. Leading Giancarlo to let out his frustration on Facebook:

“just speechless...not sad…just surprised.…We have always supported the new designers and we love them, but this time we have to distance ourselves from this ridiculous circus.”

We would like Giancarlo more had he not deleted the status subsequent to receiving bad press for his thought - but, who really cares - because they (the current Valentino designers) really suck.

It's nice to see DVF at the ending of all of her shows. It's even nicer to forget there was a man walking behind her.

Oops.

But, it's going to be even better seeing a Chloe/Gucci veteran designer take his spot.

Say goodbye to old creative director Nathan Jensen and hello to Yvan Mispelaere!

Mispelaere is scheduled to begin as a creative director for DVF come April - meaning he will be designing for Spring 2011 - a new take for a new fashion week location, no?

Mispelaere's design days with Chloe brought us plenty of heavy-dandy dresses, with intricate details - so we're expecting a over-technical wrap dress upon his arrival at DVF.

The LOVE magazine staff has just released the multiple covers for their third issue, and we, well, love it!

Conversely, we don't know if we love the magazine or Katie Grand in general more - but, we still die for Katie and her 5-minute off-the-runway selections she brags of via her blog.

Even more interesting?

Even though Katie sought to capture the diversity of beauty on her multiple LOVE mag covers, plenty are in an uproar over the lack curvy models.

We beg to differ - of course - considering Beth Ditto graced the covers, and that was just enough or more for us. Oops!

Interested in seing covers with models from Lara Stone to Naomi Campbell?

Email info.love@condenast.co.uk for more info.

Snookie attends the Grammys - wearing a dress that it looks like she had to stuff herself into - whilst the rest of the cast gets invited to particpate in and attend Fashion Week.

Wait, are we still talking about Jersey Shore - where body parts that shouldn't be seen on tv are shown and majority of the cast can't count the vowels in the words Balenciaga or Ann Demeulemeester - that show?

Yes, that show!

Granted, JWOW began her own line of hooker gear apparel, so she's a destined designer that just needs the exposure to land all of her mid-drifts on Anna Wintour's desk, right?

Give or take - we're not jealous or anything - we look forward to giggling over their ensembles at fashion week if we bump into them. However, if they land a major campaign of some sort in the near future, we'll auction our entire yet imaginary Balmain collection off on Ebay.

Just when we decided to count new mother, Jourdan Dunn, out and and replace her with what's her name? Rose Cordero, we recieved news of Dunn being in the process of making a massive comeback into the fashion Industry.

The Imagist reports:

"Back in the editorial mix BIG-time...think Blue Chip Only Girl A + bookings back to back."

Well, honestly, we were kind of excited about our imaginary replacement - though Dunn is quite ferocious.

As always, we opt not to speak on red carpet looks from award shows. However, since model-turned-E! reporter Coco Rocha was there, we had to take a peek - well, a peek at her twitter.

She tweeted a pic of herself at the Grammy Awards wearing a dress from her upcoming clothing line, Rococo.

We're not saying whether we do or don't like it, but it's certainly interesting. And we're sure that things are going to get even more interesting now that Coco is expressing her desire to show at Fashion Week soon.

Proudly, we can definitely say it isn't another Erin Wasson thing. But, again - it's interesting.

Clearly, the bad news is that not everyone can attend the Marc Jacobs Fashion Week runway show. It's obviously one of the most coveted presentations each season - whether the bevy sucks or not.

But the good news is that Robert Duffy, Marc's right-hand man has a twitter Marc Jacobs will be streaming his presentation live this season. The show will stream live on his website on February 15th at 8pm EST.

And, in good taste, Duffy recently tweeted a Marc Jacobs RSVP contest for two lucky fashionistas who can submit via their website.

So, we suggest that the winners be local - for we are sure there will be no airfare coverage if you win and are from, oh say, Wyoming.

Good luck!

Dolce & Gabbana have quite a history with vivacious prints, fabrics and sultry looks - however, are we the only few exhausted over their continuous use of animal prints?

Mixed and matched with lace, denim skirts, glitter and more, the label pays homage to the last 4 seasons Sicily for its Pre-Fall 2010.

More importantly, how do you feel about the bevy?

Reporting on Beyonce's next move isn't typically the most newsworthy of material - unless of course we're speaking on her Gareth Pugh mishaps - but, she's creating quite a buzz with her fragrance launch party, scheduled tonight in Union Square.

Although we've seen her face on plenty of other fragrances, we'll go along with the celebration surrounding Heat as if it's her first.

Apparently, the party is open to all, since my family, who visited over the weekend, also knew about the event via Macy's employees.

We're not saying whether or not we like the scent, so we'll leave that up to you, should you decide to attend.

The show will be at Union Square and 14th from 6pm to midnight with - wait for it - a light show.

How exciting!

What started off as lookbook photos have now become Alexander Wang's first ad campaign for Spring 2010.

Glamorous, isn't it?

Although the images don't demonstrate his Spring 2010 football clutches or massive side braids - the campaign still represents his T by Alexander Wang bevy just fine. The campaign, shot by Dan Jackson (model is Hannah Holman), will be plastered all over New York City in poster format. So don't try to steal them.

But, of course, Alex himself puts it in better terms:

“The energy was much more appropriate for something like guerrilla marketing than anything too proper or formal. Because T is really the core foundation of what Alexander Wang stands for, I thought it should be something that could be much more democratic.”